Agent State Farm; a blockbuster hit

0:01 -We have to talk about your big new action movie.

[00:03]这是件大事. 我看到了杰森·莫玛

0:05 actually posted somewhere that you beat him out

电影里的角色是0:08.

[00:09]你听说了吗?

0:11 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. This is --

[00:13]你不在乎. 你会说:“好吧，随便你.

0:15 Yeah, of course, I beat out Jason."

[00:16]“我不在乎."

0:18 Let's take a look at what Jason said about it.

0:20 -真不敢相信! 祝贺你,阿诺德.

0:23 You beat me. I thought I was gonna get that role.

0:25 My agent called me today and told me you got it.

0:27 So congratulations on "Agent State Farm,"

0:29 and I'm sure the movie's gonna be amazing.

0:31预告片，我刚看了.

0:33 "Agent State Farm" is epic.

0:34 Brother, it would be an honor to come to the premiere someday

0:38因为我们从未见过面.

0:39 All my aloha. I want to meet you. Alright? Aloha.

0:42 -Yeah. That's classy. Classy move. That's nice.

0:45 You beat him out of the role.

0:46 [欢呼和掌声] -Well, I...

0:49 In all fairness, I did not beat him out.

0:52 The way I feel about it is, is I wanted him

0:54 to be part of this great action movie

0:56 because he's the greatest action star today out there,

1:00 and he's such a wonderful actor and is so easy to work with.

1:03 He has such a great reputation. -Yeah.

1:05 -所以，我从未见过他，

1:06 but I'm really looking forward working with him.

1:08 .是的，那很好. -He's fantastic. Yeah, exactly.

1:11 -Yeah. I love him, too. -Yeah.

1:13 Let's talk about this new movie, "Agent State Farm."

1:16 You brought us the first-ever poster.

1:19电影海报. 我们在这里首次亮相.

[01:21]我这儿有. Take a look.

1:23 Now, this is interesting here.

1:25 -这不是很酷吗?

1:26 -Look at this. "Schwarzenegger."

1:28 -Yes. -You know?

1:30我的名字在头衔上面.

1:32这很重要，吉米.

1:33 This is very important because that was my dream always.

1:36 Every movie had to have my name above the title.

1:39 -I understand.

1:40 -This is a huge, huge action movie.

1:41 -I understand, but it feels like --

1:44 Like, are you partnering --

1:45 -我是State Farm特工. -Yes. I understand.

1:47 -Look at this. 看我多认真啊.

1:50 -You are studly there, but, I mean, is this --

1:53 is this actually a commercial or just a movie?

1:55 -不，这是一部电影. 我是说，你在开玩笑吧?

1:58 -No. -This is a mons--

2:01 -我不会骗你的. -这是一部怪兽电影.

2:02 I mean, this is an action movie that has,

2:05 just like with the traditional Schwarzenegger action movies,

2:07 explosions... -Oh, yeah.

2:09 -...action. -Yeah.

2:11 -...打斗场面和放大镜头，

2:13 special effects, great entertainment.

2:16 And not just for America, but for the whole world.

2:19真是难以置信... -Oh, yeah.

2:21 -...I mean, what they put together here.

2:22 -And also you got -- -Wait when you see it.

2:25 -来自州立农场的杰克 is in the --

2:27 -Yeah. Jake. -In the movie.

2:30 -I love Jake. -哦，杰克太棒了.

2:32 He was one of the reasons why I wanted to do this --

2:34和杰克一起工作.

2:36 Because Jake is a great actor.

2:38 You know, and he's really fantastic.

2:39 But we had to pump him up before we did the movie.

2:43 -I have a photo of you pumping up Jake before the movie.

2:45 Here's you teaching 来自州立农场的杰克

2:47 how to be in the movie, yeah.

2:49 -No, no, because when you get into the arena

2:52 for, like, a big action movie like that,

2:55他必须保持身材.

2:56 So he was around 12% body fat,

2:58 and so we wanted to cut him down to 9% body fat.

3:02 So he was -- he was really ripped,

3:04 and he was doing all the martial-arts moves and all this.

3:06我是说，他太棒了. -I'm very excited.

3:09 And you brought us an exclusive clip.

3:11 Here's a never-before-seen clip of the movie "Agent State Farm."

3:14 Take a look.

3:16[慢动作尖叫]

3:20 [ Laughter ]

3:22[欢呼和掌声]

3:24 -Great, huh?

3:26[欢呼和掌声]

3:27 ♪♪

3:31真是难以置信?

3:33 -It's actually pretty unbelievable. Yeah.

3:34它可以去任何地方. Yeah. It really --

3:36 I don't want to give away no spoilers at all, but that's --

3:39 That was probably the fastest clip we ever showed

3:41 of a movie in the history of "The Tonight Show."

3:44为什么这么短? -Well, because

3:46 we didn't want to give you the whole story.

3:48 I mean, it's like, you know, the whole 60 seconds --

3:51The movie is 60 seconds, so, I mean, it's like, uh --

3:54 We didn't want to reveal the whole story.

3:56 -Wait. So this movie is 60 seconds long.

3:59 -Yeah. -Okay.

4:01 When does it come out again?

4:02 -这是一部大电影. 我是说-不，我明白.

4:05 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, giant and...

4:08 -不，但它是. It's coming out on February 11th.

4:11 -Okay. -在第二节之前.

4:14[欢呼和掌声]

4:16第二节前. So -- But this --

4:19 The reason -- This is very serious.

4:21 The reason I'm mentioning this is because

4:24 I don't want anyone to switch channels.

4:26 So wait until the second quarter.

4:28 This is the most important thing.

4:30 Before the second quarter, you will see this.

4:34 I mean, it's like -- -This feels like actually

4:37 like a big commercial for the Super Bowl.

4:39 -No, it is a -- it is a giant movie.

4:42 -Okay.

4:43 So you just said your movie is 60 seconds long

4:46 and it's premiering right before the second quarter of the game.

4:50 -Exactly.

4:52 -Well, great. 我等不及要看你的电影了.

4:54[欢呼和掌声]

4:57 There you go. Right before the second quarter.

4:59这不是广告.

5:01 Arnold, congrats on everything. -We love you.

5:03我们会玩得很开心. Arnold Schwarzenegger, everybody.

5:06 Check out "Agent State Farm." February 11th.

0:01 -It is time to play "Pup Quiz"!

[00:04][欢呼和掌声]♬♬

0:12 Playing tonight -- [ Audience "Awws" ]

0:14 I know. Oh, no. I know, I know.

0:17 Playing tonight is blockbuster-movie star

0:19 Arnold Schwarzenegger, everybody, right there.

0:21 [欢呼和掌声] ♪♪

0:25 And his opponent, the one-and-only

0:28来自State Farm®的Jake!

[00:30][欢呼和掌声]♬♬

0:32 Welcome.

0:37 And this is the first puppy up for grabs, okay?

0:40 Now, here's how the game works, okay?

0:43 I'll be asking both of you animal trivia questions.

0:46 If you answer correctly, you win a golden-retriever puppy.

0:49 If you answer incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy.

0:54 Whoever has the most puppies at the end of the game

0:56是"小狗问答"冠军.

0:58阿诺德，你先上. [欢呼和掌声]

1:01 Arnold, here's the question for you.

1:04 What is the term for a group of pigs?

1:07 I know you have one, but what is the term for a group of pigs?

1:09 Is it...

1:17 -Um...

1:21 Well, yeah, you're right, I have a pig.

[1:25]这是一朵云，或者是一个漂流.

1:29 -Yeah. Okay. -非此即彼.

1:31 -Yeah, you have to -- -Okay.

1:34 -I mean, I am intimidated by you, but, yeah,

1:36 you have to choose one answer.

1:38你认为呢? A cloud or a drift?

1:39我同意. -A drift, I guess.

1:42 I don't know. -Judges?

[01:43][丁]对!

1:48你养了一只小狗.

1:49 There you go. 给你，伙计.

1:53[笑]哦!

1:57 I know. -太让人分心了.

1:59 -Now you understand how the game works, right?

2:01 It's fun. Okay, here we go. 下一个问题是问你的，杰克.

2:05 It says...

2:10 Is it...

2:18 Which a wombat is not a bat, by the way.

2:20 -Yeah, right? -It's not.

2:21 Well, I thought it was, yeah. It's not.

2:24 What marsupial cannot walk backwards?

2:26 Kangaroo, a yellowbellied bilbie,

两点半和一只袋熊，哪个?

2:32 - A，一只袋鼠.

2:34 -Judges? [ Ding ]

2:35正确.

2:37 Kangaroo. 我们把下一只小狗带出来吧.

2:41 Jake... -Come on, baby.

2:42 -杰克养了一只小狗. -What's up? Hey.

2:45 -Come on. 我想玩这个游戏.

2:48 Come on. [ Laughs ]

2:50 Okay, the next question is for you, Arnold.

2:52 Are you bonding with your puppy? -So cute.

2:54 -I know. It's the best.

3:00 Is it...

3:09 -Well, that one I know because I have a donkey,

3:12一只小驴.

3:13 So, it's hearing predators.

3:16 -Judges? [ Ding ]

3:17 -Definitely. -That is correct. Another puppy.

3:23哦，你来了.

3:25 There you go. There you go. You're in the lead.

3:30你领先了. [ Laughs ]

3:32 Aww! Come on. [ Dog barks ]

3:35 Oh, that sound means it's time for "Double Puppardy."

3:39 Questions are now worth two puppies.

3:44 And the next question is for you, Jake.

3:46 You're gonna want to get this one right.

3:47好了，看看这个.

3:54 Is it...

4:02 During mating, which animals shoot each other

4:04用爱情飞镖?

4:07 I hope you don't know the answer to this.

4:09 -[笑]嗯...

4:12 snails.

4:14 -Judges? [ Ding ]

4:15正确! 你怎么知道的?

4:18太神奇了. -I guessed. I just guessed.

4:19 -你有两只小狗.

4:24你会得到两个小狗. -You want family?

4:26 -Yeah. There you go. Aww! Come on!

4:30 Come on. 看看你就在那儿.

4:33 Yeah. Oh, fantastic. Alright.

4:35 [ State Farm jingle plays ] Okay, that...

4:40 That sound, of course, means it's time for "Final Puppardy."

4:44 This is for all of your opponent's puppies and the game.

4:47 Now, I'm going to hand you an iPad.

4:50给你，阿诺德. 这是你的iPad.

4:53 Oh. there you go. This is your pen.

4:54 -Hey, hey, hey, stepping on my Day One.

4:56 -Okay, this one, you're going to write this one down.

4:58别担心. Jake, I got you.

5:00 I don't know how you're going to do this.

5:02 -Just trying to make sure the puppies --

5:03 -I don't know how you do -- Yeah, the puppies aren't

5点04分，给你. -Okay. We got it.

05:06我们在冷. We're a family now.

5:07 -好的，你可以的. 好的，你可以的.

5:09 Here we go. Okay. You got it?

5:12 Don't -- Your puppy's eating the pen, Arnold.

5:16 Okay. Alright, good. Everyone behave.

5:18好了，开始吧. 这是一个数字问题.

5:21 You're going to write down your answers,

5:23 and whoever is closer to the correct answer

5:25是"小狗问答"的冠军.

5:27 Here we go. The question is...

5:33 You have 10 seconds, starting now.

5:36谁靠近谁就赢.

5:38 How many teeth does an adult --

5:40 You can check your puppy's teeth if you want to.

5:41如果你想作弊.

5:43 It won't be cheating if you can count their teeth.

5:47 [ Buzzer ]

5:50看那个家伙. He's ready to go. 他感到自信.

5:52 Your puppy feels -- He's like, "Yeah, we got this one."

5:58 Arnold, what did you write down?

6:00 [ Drum roll ] Ooh, 42 teeth.

06:04杰克，你的答案是什么?

6:07 45 teeth.

6:10 This is very close, weirdly,

6:11 but one of them is exactly on the nose.

6:14 Arnold, you are correct with 42. 这是正确的.

6:17 -See? -How did you know? Sorry, Jake.

6:19再见，伙计们. I'll see you.

6:22 -Say goodbye. -再见，伙计们.

6:24 -你得到一只小狗. 你又养了一只小狗.

6:29 你又养了一只小狗 and you get -- Sorry.

6:31 I have to -- Jake, I'm sorry, Jake.

6:33 I'm sorry, but we have to take all these puppies away.

6:37 -上来吧. -Yeah.

6:39 -Oh, yes. -Yeah.

6:41 There we go. 这就是我要说的.

6:44[欢呼和掌声]

6:50 Come on! That's fantastic.

6:52 Our thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger

6:55和州立农场的杰克.

6:57 Be sure to check out "Agent State Farm"

2月11日6:59.

7:00 We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.

7:02 Come on back.

7:03[欢呼和掌声]♬♬